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If Superheroes were teleported to Middle-age

Inspired by @clousems, and in a pythonesque style

Imagine if the Marvel and DC heroes, (and AC/DC since we're there!) , are teleported to the middle of the 14th century, somewhere in France.

Spiderman : Dungeoncoming

Spiderman, arriving in a village : — People! I have come to save you from evil! —Oh, a thief! (throws a spider web)

Later this day.

Monk 1 : Superior Brother, this is a creature from demonic spheres. He bears a coat of arms in the colors of the hell and a heraldic shield with a spider, it's obvious!

Superior Brother : —Who do you serve?

Spiderman: —Nick Fury and the Avengers

Monk 1: —He gave an artifact in his likeness, made of an unknown wood, to a child who was working in the fields. Look, the effigy is articulated. It must be for rituals, it's written "Mattel" in a Visigothic dialect. He also tried to free Jeannot the Drunkard from the pillory by throwing spider webs at him.

Brother Superior : — He looks also like he's in the pay of the English, he just spoke a Norman dialect. And this Nicolas Feury may be a great war captain to the Duke of Lancaster we have to notice the King of France about it!

— Conduce him to the dungeon!

(Free to imagine your own history or scenarios! )

Inspired by @clousems, and in a pythonesque style Imagine if the Marvel and DC heroes, (and AC/DC since we're there!) , are teleported to the middle of the 14th century, somewhere in France. Spiderman : Dungeoncoming Spiderman, arriving in a village : — People! I have come to save you from evil! —Oh, a thief! (throws a spider web) Later this day. Monk 1 : Superior Brother, this is a creature from demonic spheres. He bears a coat of arms in the colors of the hell and a heraldic shield with a spider, it's obvious! Superior Brother : —Who do you serve? Spiderman: —Nick Fury and the Avengers Monk 1: —He gave an artifact in his likeness, made of an unknown wood, to a child who was working in the fields. Look, the effigy is articulated. It must be for rituals, it's written "Mattel" in a Visigothic dialect. He also tried to free Jeannot the Drunkard from the pillory by throwing spider webs at him. Brother Superior : — He looks also like he's in the pay of the English, he just spoke a Norman dialect. And this Nicolas Feury may be a great war captain to the Duke of Lancaster we have to notice the King of France about it! — Conduce him to the dungeon! (Free to imagine your own history or scenarios! )

Galahad would slay Thor and Thanos for being heretics. Then he'd slay the Hulk for not being dressed appropriately in front of women. He'd also slay Superman for lying about his secret identity.

He'd probably be cool with Captain America, though.

Galahad would slay Thor and Thanos for being heretics. Then he'd slay the Hulk for not being dressed appropriately in front of women. He'd also slay Superman for lying about his secret identity. He'd probably be cool with Captain America, though.

Just why am I "randomly" remembering this Mitch Hedberg quote right now :)
“I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to, too.”

Just why am I "randomly" remembering this Mitch Hedberg quote right now :) “I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to, too.”

Captain America have a shield but no sword, that make him an incomplete warrior, so they would put him to guard the castle when the finance are running low.

Hulk will ultimately join the Merry Men, since he's already green and eco-friendly, but since we're about the 14th century, I suppose the English will release a huge herd of pigs to fight him, like they did in 1357 !

Aquaman will be all day long at the tavern, since he will became the very respected Beerman

Captain America have a shield but no sword, that make him an incomplete warrior, so they would put him to guard the castle when the finance are running low. Hulk will ultimately join the Merry Men, since he's already green and eco-friendly, but since we're about the 14th century, I suppose the English will release a huge herd of pigs to fight him, like they did in 1357 ! Aquaman will be all day long at the tavern, since he will became the very respected Beerman

Hey what is Brian Johnson / Bon scott doing in all of this?

Hey what is Brian Johnson / Bon scott doing in all of this?

I don't understand anything, o(≧∀≦)o but I have a Scizor card with Ironman next to it, lol ( ^皿^)っ Yejeje...

I don't understand anything, o(≧∀≦)o but I have a Scizor card with Ironman next to it, lol ( ^皿^)っ Yejeje...

@MrHowWhatWhy said ^

Hey what is Brian Johnson / Bon scott doing in all of this?

DC stole half of their monogram!

@MrHowWhatWhy said [^](/forum/redirect/post/mr1h19A3) > Hey what is Brian Johnson / Bon scott doing in all of this? DC stole half of their monogram!

@CSKA_Moscou said ^

Hey what is Brian Johnson / Bon scott doing in all of this?

DC stole half of their monogram!

We need to fight back. Nicola Tesla I choose you! And edison, as an afterthought

@CSKA_Moscou said [^](/forum/redirect/post/Wjpf4tBw) > > Hey what is Brian Johnson / Bon scott doing in all of this? > > DC stole half of their monogram! We need to fight back. Nicola Tesla I choose you! And edison, as an afterthought

Steven He fighting thanos with a slipper
Gordon Ramsay cooking up some gemstones for dinner

*Steven He fighting thanos with a slipper* *Gordon Ramsay cooking up some gemstones for dinner*

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