Damn, this thread is making me long for creatively cooked panda slices, which is a merely shameful impulse.
I shall hold onto my much-vaunted virtue by repeating, again and again, this helpful affirmation: "pandas are NOT for eating."
Certain clever posters shall NOT lead me astray. My jar of tasty General Tso's Sauce shall remain behind a closed refrigerator door for now.
Damn, this thread is making me long for creatively cooked panda slices, which is a merely shameful impulse.
I shall hold onto my much-vaunted virtue by repeating, again and again, this helpful affirmation: "pandas are NOT for eating."
Certain clever posters shall NOT lead me astray. My jar of tasty General Tso's Sauce shall remain behind a closed refrigerator door for now.





